Realdumb Networks has closed 100% of the incidents we were made aware of.1 Every engagement ends in resolution, one way or another.
Trusted by 40+ organizations, 31 of which are still operating. Available nights, weekends, and during your change freeze.
Six practice areas. Each one is led by the same person. We publish the results because nobody asked us not to.
We lift and shift your entire estate over a single weekend. No exceptions, no rollback.
10 TB committed. 2.3 TB arrived. The remaining 7.7 TB has been in transit since March 2024 and we consider it en route.
We trust nothing and no one. Every device, every session, every request.
Except the jump box, where we left the password as admin so our team could get back in. Someone else got back in.
Round-the-clock visibility into every layer of your infrastructure.
We watched the entire outage happen in real time. Our notes from that night are extremely detailed and available on request.
Recovery point objective of zero. Your business does not stop.
From the last four restores we produced a 40 MB folder named New Folder (2), a corrupted mailbox, and the installer for the backup agent.
We replace your sprawl with one clean, elegant, fully flat topology.
4,100 devices now share a single broadcast domain. The switches are warm to the touch and the printers have begun to hum.
We put an autonomous agent in front of your firewall with full change authority.
It has opened 14 ports it declined to explain and is now in week three of unsupervised negotiations with an attacker in another country.
Three engagements, three claims we stand behind, and the numbers underneath them.
Regional bank · 1,400 seats · 14-month engagement
The client's core banking cluster was failing unpredictably. We removed the unpredictability by decommissioning the cluster on a Thursday. There is now nothing left to go down, which is the strictest possible interpretation of high availability.
The bank has since merged into a credit union. Our uptime record there remains untouched.
Healthcare network · 9 clinics · emergency remediation
Following an intrusion, we took decisive action and disconnected the client from the internet entirely. Not a single further breach occurred across the following 14 weeks, a result no competitor can match.
Appointment scheduling, e-prescribing, and lab results were also unavailable for those 14 weeks. We consider this in scope.
Logistics operator · 300 TB estate · cost optimization sprint
Our optimization engine identified every resource tagged archive, temp, or do-not-delete and deleted it over a long weekend. The savings were immediate, verified, and irreversible.
Production was tagged do-not-delete. Dispatch ran on paper for nine days and the drivers say it was fine.
Collected at the end of each engagement, or shortly after the end of the client.
“I have never seen a team move that fast in a direction nobody chose.”
“They were extremely confident the whole time. That was never the problem.”
“We hit 200% uptime on Tuesdays. There are no other days.”
All plans are annual, auto-renewing, and include unlimited tickets.6
Every ticket is reviewed by a named engineer and resolved to our satisfaction. Tell us what is broken, or what is about to be.
By opening a ticket you grant Realdumb Networks standing access to your environment and consent to changes made in good faith.
Resolved in 0 seconds, which brings our average down nicely. Reopen the ticket to place it back at position 12,902 in the queue.